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| 2008-08-12 16:49 |
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Dear Emily,
It has come to my attention that there is, in fact, another ball scheduled in our near future. I am, therefore, driven to request your help with something quite important in preparation for the aforementioned social event.
Due to the fact that:
... a) you're absolutely gorgeous.
... b) I have a blast with you.
... c) we have an amazing time together.
... d) I could never go with anyone else.
... e) if YOU went with someone else, I'd probably go into a jealous rage and kill some people. It happens.
... f) I want to see you in a dress. Private:And out of one./Private
... g) I want to spend the big function before winter holiday with you...
Private
And I can't stop thinking about all the things I want to do with you...
/Private
Will you allow me the privilege of escorting you to the Winter Ball?
Yours, James.
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| 2008-08-08 17:14 |
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So apparently I've acquired an Irish accent without any effort.
This is awesome, actually, though the tint of green makes me feel drunk.
Private to Em
I feel compelled to drop a cheesy line...
I'm Irish, wanna kiss me?
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| 2008-07-26 16:10 |
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Bloody Quidditch... Merlin, you people are dangerous this year!
Bryce, Logan, Alice, Coraline... I hope you're all alright! And seriously. Stop getting hurt! It's already stressful enough to watch the games, so there's no need to throw in injured cousins and friends.
Private to Em
Thank you for the other night. It couldn't have been more spectacular.
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| 2008-07-21 00:28 |
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You know what's completely unacceptable? The fact that I've done so little today that I actually was bored enough to do my homework. I have, in doing this, ruined my three-week long streak of waiting until the very last minute and I am not happy with this.
So, anyone care to entertain me? With sex, preferably. Honesty is the best policy.
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| 2008-07-16 22:50 |
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You know, despite the fact that I really doubt that I'm learning too terribly much from my peers, I definitely have been paying much more attention in class. I even have notes to prove it, though some are more doodles than anything.
Frank, you're doing a killer job in Transfiguration. I actually stayed interested the whole time today, which is a first!
Emily, are you feeling any better?
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| 2008-07-10 01:05 |
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HA! I don't have to teach! At last, my laziness over the years has paid off.
Also, does anyone happen to have any grand ideas on how to convince the house elves to give me food, in this case soup, outside of dinner hours? Apparently, they've been strictly warned not to help me out in anymore of my 'ridiculous schemes'.
I haven't the slightest idea what that refers to, but I assure you all that I need the soup for a purely harmless act of kindness and generosity towards a rather gorgeous friend of mine who happens to have a nasty cold.
Please and thank you!
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| 2008-07-04 00:02 |
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For the record and future notice, Lily Luna Potter is not allowed to date anyone who has not first met with me as well as received explicit written permission from our father.
Anyone who has previously broken this rule is advised to come forward now in private or risk facing the wrath of some very unhappy Potter men. And I'm sure we are all aware of what my father is capable of doing when angered.
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| 2008-06-30 03:18 |
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You know, the fact that the Halloween Ball has so easily influenced normally shy people to be more outgoing, I think we should have more of these.
Emily and I have chosen our costumes, but we chose to keep them a secret. Mainly because there's a very good chance we wouldn't be allowed to wear them if someone in authority happen to find out.
Private to Peyton
Any luck on the date search or did you decide to be a chicken?
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| 2008-06-24 12:15 |
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First and foremost, I would like to warn everyone to stay away from my dear brother for their own good. He has some rare disease that has the tendency to spread merely from conversation, especially to those of the female variety.
Now, on to more important business. Because I am, of course, known for being humble and all of that, I would simply like to remind all of you beautiful single ladies out there that I have yet to find someone to take to this ball. I would also like to remind you that, as you all may remember from previous events such as this, I am the best dancer in the Potter line.
I am very much up for any costume (or lack thereof) ideas you may have.
Let me assure you that I've perfected the art of being an extraordinary date, so you'll undoubtedly have a night to remember.
Please form an orderly queue and I promise the selection process will go as painlessly as possible.
The previously mentioned lack of date is no longer an issue.
The gorgeous Emily Creevey has graciously accepted my request for her help to remedy the situation. Envious? You should be!
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